Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: Can A Leopard Change Her Spots?
It’s time for more of The Glamorous Life of Crime starring Teresa Giudice and friends. We start with the perils of having kid that can’t walk to the end of the driveway. Should I insert my stories of...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey Recap: A Life to Envy
It’s time for another episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey. I’m not really sure what I would like to see on this show. I am not interested in Jacqueline at all. I am already tired of the “Joe...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey Recap: If You Can’t Stand The Heat, Get Out Of...
It’s time to head back to New Jersey to hang out with our favorite Felons By Bravo. Frankly, we are off to a dull season. Sure Jac is going to stir the pot tonight, but I’m really not interested in...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey: Swimming With The Gefilte Fishes
I literally had to force myself to wake up from my coma for this episode of RHONJ. I’m pretty sure it is not going to be worth missing any sleep over, but maybe they will surprised me. Dolores is...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey: Namaste Bitches!
Tonight on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the girls go on a trip to a spa to celebrate Teresa’s first weekend without an ankle monitor. And I suppose we will hear several versions of the big fight...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey: All Bets Are Off
After a long, long, long, day of blogging, I am going to pray that this last recap of the night is not as hard as RHOOC was, that episode was just terrifying. I am so glad Vicki and Tamra and …...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey: Driving Miss Siggy
It’s time to check in the Felons By Bravo and their mob connections. I love how the dude that is going mental outside of Teresa’s book signing party has the random felon graphic under his name....
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey: Cutting The Cancer Out
Siggy and Jacqueline meet with Rosie to recap the last episode. Short version, Siggy’s son got his driver’s license (and a new SUV) and Rosie says she was hoping to work things out with Teresa but...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey: Rage On My Ass!
Tonight on RHONJ we actually get to the Vermont trip. We probably won’t get to the part that gets Robyn kicked off the show, and losing her housewife spot tonight. I imagine this trip will be strung...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey: The Other C Word
This is the RHONJ episode is where things all go insane in Vermont. This is when the incident where Robyn and Christina lose their housewife position. I think it was technically Robyn’s housewife...
View ArticleTeresa Giudice on Dr. Oz: Zero Acknowledgment of Wrongdoing
This is hysterical already. Dr. Oz literally introduces Teresa as “inmate number 65703-050 !” I can’t stop laughing long enough to type. He literally doesn’t know how to pronounce her last name. To...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey: Picking Sides
Today I was sent a bunch of court documents regarding Dolores’s husband Frank. I’m too groggy to read it all but apparently he was in some trouble as a real estate lawyer. And some previous criminal...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey: Joe Goes To Fat Camp
It’s four days before we ship Joe off to fat camp never to be seen again, and he and Teresa are taking the girls to a bakery to make their own cupcakes. Why? I’m sure Milania could teach Teresa …...
View ArticleThe Real Housewives of New Jersey: Namastay Away From Me!
Today is Teresa and Joe’s 17th wedding anniversary and Teresa’s Instagram has at least two arrangements “sent by Joe” amongst the photo of her mother in a fur and a gold watch and Gabriella’s 12th...
View ArticleTeresa Giudice Continues To Blame Others For Her Crimes
It’s almost time for the Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion. Today, Bravo released a clip and it looks like a doozy. But before we get to all that, let’s review the last reunion in November of...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey: And Then There Were Four
We start tonight with everyone headed to the final all cast fashion show. Dolores is not among the group of women pissed off at Jacqueline. Jacqueline feels like Dolores set her up to make it look...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey 2016 Reunion Part 1
Due to all sort of technical issues RHOA took two hours to recap tonight so I am going to make this short and sweet if at all possible. I can’t believe these idiots have anything new to argue about....
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2
The last twelve hours or so have been pure hell. Something happened with the Internet as I was typing my RHOA recap and pictures would not upload and things were disappearing and going wonky and it...
View ArticleReal Housewives of New Jersey: Joe Goes To Fat Camp
It’s four days before we ship Joe off to fat camp never to be seen again, and he and Teresa are taking the girls to a bakery to make their own cupcakes. Why? I’m sure Milania could teach Teresa how...
View ArticleThe Real Housewives of New Jersey: Namastay Away From Me!
Today is Teresa and Joe’s 17th wedding anniversary and Teresa’s Instagram has at least two arrangements “sent by Joe” amongst the photo of her mother in a fur and a gold watch and Gabriella’s 12th...
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